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JEWMONGOUS' debut album Taller Than Jesus showcases a dozen Sean Altman originals and a groundbreaking cover of The Ramones' classic "I Wanna Be Sedated". Jews of all stripes will shep major nachas over Sean's pioneering sonic effort. But it's not just for Jews: Sean worked, albeit reluctantly, with non-Jewish producer Jon Spurney on specialized high-tech equipment to professionally capture the JEWMONGOUS repertoire in rabbinically mandated SEMITI-SOUND, while still achieving the crystalline pop sheen that the goyim love.

Prudish Parental Advisory: Due to adult themes and language, JEWMONGOUS is not recommended for children under 13 unless you're raising them to be sailors. That being said, this album makes a great bar/bat mitzvah gift.

BUY IT WITH A TEE SHIRT AND SAVE VALUABLE DOLLARS! [see Combo Bargain Packs below]

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Excerpts from JEWMONGOUS' debut CD Taller Than Jesus:


What The Hell Is Simchas Torah? Listen (mp3)
Today I Am A Man Listen (mp3)
Be My Little Shabbos Goy Listen (mp3)
Christian Baby Blood Listen (mp3)
Jews For Jesus Listen (mp3)
Blow, Murray, Blow! Listen (mp3)
Long Tongue Shloime Listen (mp3)
Another Inch Listen (mp3)
They Tried To Kill Us (We Survived, Let's Eat) Listen (mp3)
Taller Than Jesus Listen (mp3)
My Pact With Satan Listen (mp3)
Just Too Jew For You Listen (mp3)
I Wanna Be Sedated Listen (mp3)

Combo Bargain Packs!

Get your combos while we're still offering them. Makes a great Bar Mitzvah gift, and the two bucks you save covers the cost of the card! Such a deal!

Taller Than Jesus
CD and Small Shirt
$35.00Buy Now
Taller Than Jesus
CD and Medium Shirt
$35.00Buy Now
Taller Than Jesus
CD and Large Shirt
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Taller Than Jesus
CD and xLarge Shirt
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Taller Than Jesus
CD and Baby Doll Shirt
$35.00Buy Now

UNORTHODOX, the classic album from Sean's now-defunct duo WHAT I LIKE ABOUT JEW, features "Hot Jewish Chicks", "A Little Off The Top", "Reuben The Hook-Nosed Reindeer", "Hanukah With Monica" and more.

You Want This Album

Buy Now - $15